[No way, he's putting his foot down this time! No more taverns for you, missy. Not till you're old enough.]

I'd be having more fun if I was still back at the tavern. [Grump grump. He's just going to head into his cavern so that he can get to his bathroom and wash up. Because that's all he needs. Just a little water over the grime and scrapes. He definitely doesn't need actual tending to over something like this.] I mean, shit, what am I gonna do for the rest of the day now? Go stare at my egg till it does a trick?

[WHY HAS IT STILL NOT HATCHED YET?]