[Honestly, he's not even surprised. Of course, if she expected him to do anything other than look out for her twice as hard, regardless of whether or not she pointed it out, I don't know what to tell you either.]

Yeah, yeah, don't you worry that empty little head of yours. [He reaches up and ruffles her hair playfully.] Your big brother'll take care of everything. But, of course, you know that means you gotta actually listen to me now. Since I'm an adult and all, like you said.