Smith, they call me! The pleasure is all mine.

[ A nice low bow to complete the introduction. Of course, the fact he only gave a surname gets another prodding from his disguise to encourage that to seem normal- but if pressed he's sure he could come up with a suitable first name. John maybe. ]

Well, if we can't find them, we could always make a crude facsimile. After all, there seems to be plenty of people looking for a smile here too.